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To: Chip Anderson who wrote (8270)1/2/1999 4:30:00 PM
From: WEBNATURAL  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's
room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft.
Each time he tried the men's room door, it was "OCCUPIED".
The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he
go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against
using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked
"WW, WA, PP and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding
the importance of what a woman says, the man let his
curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons
anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and
immedately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom.
He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still
curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle
breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought
that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a
large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his
rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked
"ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for
the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened
to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room
on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having
a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands
for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis
is under your pillow!"



To: Chip Anderson who wrote (8270)1/4/1999 11:43:00 AM
From: The Rabbit  Respond to of 62549
 
One I heard that I liked was:

Q: True or False, in Japan they are having difficulty finding space to bury their dead?

Paul Lynde: Yes, and watch out the first time you open the trunk of your new Toyota.

Rabbit