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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (8281)	1/5/1999 4:27:00 PM
From: Neenny	Respond to of 62551

THE BLOND IN VEGAS One day in Vegas there was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda (pop??) machine, and she arrived there just before a businessman coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine for a bit and selected Diet Coke, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine. Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and put it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke and out came a Coke and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the businessman, who had been patiently waiting for several minutes, now spoke up. "Excuse me, miss, but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied, "Well duhhh!! I'm still winning!"