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To: The Philosopher who wrote (8309)	1/7/1999 12:01:00 AM
From: Bart69	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Joe was walking home from work. He passed a young woman sitting on the street corner crying "Bill is dead!!!! My God, what will I do now?" He turns the corner to find another woman crying "Oh no, Bill is dead!!!! How will I live?" He walks a block further when he happens upon the scene of an accident. A bus had run over a man and killed him. The dead man's trousers had been completely torn away in the accident, and Joe noticed that the dead man's penis reached his knees. When Joe got home he said to his wife," You know, a man was run over by a bus today, and his shlong was down to his knees." His wife replies,"WHAT???? BILL IS DEAD????"