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To: zora who wrote (8317)	1/7/1999 1:48:00 PM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62550

What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? They're hiring.

To: zora who wrote (8317)	1/7/1999 1:49:00 PM
From: ccportfolio	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62550

Call waiting has been a success. Name some other services the Phone Company could offer. The most popular responses, so far: #1. Electric jolt to the other party #2. Solicitor ID #3. Call interference (I'm sorry, I can't hear you with all this static on the line.) #4. Psychic phone -- connects people you want to talk to wherever you are without a handset #5. Internet Call Transfer (voicephone callers are informed that you're online, and then shifted over to ICQ, IRC or other chat service so they can reach you.) To Vote, Write Your Own, or See More Go to: bits.zorch.com Dare to visit Zorch at zorch.com