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To: Chip Anderson who wrote (8348)	1/9/1999 4:05:00 AM
From: Bart69	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

One day, during a stroll down the beach, a man found a bottle with a Genie. Genie: "You have released me from my prison. For that I will grant you three wishes, but for everything you receive, your ex-wife will get double." Man: " I want a beautiful house on the beach." And POOF, a beautiful house appeared before the man. But an instant later, POOF POOF two more houses appeared, one on either side of the first. Genie: Those two are your ex-wife's." Man: " I want a million dollars." Once again, POOF and a million dollars appeared before the man, and once again,POOF POOF two million for the ex-wife. Man: "NOW BEAT ME HALF TO DEATH!!!!!!"