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To: Bruce W. Shier who wrote (8360)	1/11/1999 12:47:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

When the Lord was creating the world, He called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of a normal sex life. Man was absolutely horrified. "Only twenty years of normal sex life?" The Lord was adamant and insisted that Man could have no more than twenty years of a normal sex life. Then, the Lord called the monkey and gave him twenty years of a normal sex life. "But, I don't need twenty years," protested the monkey. "Ten years is plenty for me." Man spoke up eagerly, "Can I have the other ten years?" The monkey graciously agreed. The Lord then called the lion and gave him twenty years of a normal sex life. The lion, like the monkey, only wanted ten years. Again, man spoke up, "Can I have the other ten years?" The lion graciously agreed. Along came a donkey and he, too, was given twenty years of a normal sex life. But, like the others, ten years was more than sufficient. Once again, man pleaded, "Can I have the other ten years?" And so, it all came it be, that Man has twenty years of a normal sex life, ten years of monkeying around, ten years of lion about it and ten years of making an ass of himself.