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To: nihil who wrote (170)1/12/1999 5:51:00 PM
From: nihil  Respond to of 1582
 
A horny young man named Skinner
Took his girl out to dinner
They sat down to dine
At a quarter of nine
At a quarter to ten he was inner.



To: nihil who wrote (170)1/12/1999 5:53:00 PM
From: nihil  Respond to of 1582
 
Not Skinner, the dinner.
Skinner, no beginner,
Was inner before dinner.



To: nihil who wrote (170)1/12/1999 6:00:00 PM
From: nihil  Respond to of 1582
 
A sex deprived-youth named Tate
Arranged with his girl for a date.
He arrived half-past ten
She said "where have you been
And what was that thing that I ate?"



To: nihil who wrote (170)1/12/1999 6:01:00 PM
From: nihil  Respond to of 1582
 
It wasn't Tate,
He was always too late,
To ever be ate,
It was that bastard Skinner again.



To: nihil who wrote (170)1/12/1999 9:46:00 PM
From: MY OPINION  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1582
 
she loves me
she loves me not

she loves it
she loves it not

OUCH!
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she tied it in a knot!