To: StandFast who wrote (22862 ) 1/13/1999 12:20:00 PM From: ISOMAN Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 43774
Bachelor of Science in BECOMING A REAL MAN That's right, in just six semesters you can become a real man! "REAL MAN CURRICULUM" (prepared and presented by females) FIRST YEAR Fall Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 a.m. MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception MEN 113 Get a Life, Learn to Cook Spring Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Idiot When You're Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers SECOND YEAR Fall Schedule: MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down l MEN 203 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down ll MEN 204 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down lll MEN 205 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down lV Winter Schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Denzel -Especially Naked Spring Schedule: MEN 320 Omitting @#%^&*! From Your Vocabulary MEN 321 Fluffing the Blanket After Passing Gas is Not Necessary MEN 322 Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 323 Thirty Minutes of Begging is Not Considered Foreplay Bachelor of Science in BECOMING A REAL WOMAN "REAL WOMAN CURRICULUM" (prepared and presented by males) FIRST YEAR Fall Schedule WO 101 Are You Ready to Leave? Definition of the Word YES WO 102 Inappropriate Rhetorical Questions (formerly titled "Honey, Do I Look Fat?") WO 103 Elementary Map Reading WO 104 Crying and Law Enforcement Winter Schedule WO 106 You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours WO 107 Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast WO 108 The Seven-Outfit Week WO 109 PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly titled "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: Deal with It") Spring Schedule WO 210 Driving l: Getting Past Automatic Transmission WO 211 Driving ll: The Meaning of Red Lights WO 212 Driving lll: Approximating a Constant Speed WO 213 Driving lV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple as Oil and Water SECOND YEAR Fall Schedule WO 215 The Super Bowl: Not a Game, A Sacrament WO 216 Telephone Translations (formerly titled "Me Too" = "I Love You") WO 217 How to Earn Your Own Money WO 218 Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronic Good") Winter Schedule WO 301 Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side WO 302 Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup WO 303 Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry WO 304 We Forget Birthdays, You Forget Sports Stats: LET'S LET IT DROP WO 305 MYOB: Proper Response to Other Couple's Public Arguments Spring Schedule WO 310 Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (formerly titled "WE Learned to Deal with the Embarrassment") WO 311 Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ WO 312 What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy WO 313 Cleaning Day Does Not Always Have to be Saturday Courses for Extra Credit WO 320 His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out WO 321 Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock") WO 322 To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do" WO 323 Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome in the House WO 324 Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?