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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jbIII who wrote (8398)	1/13/1999 9:21:00 PM
From: Dr. Stoxx	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

OK, so these two rednecks go out to do a bit of ice fishing. They find a nice stretch of ice, cut a hole, drop in their lines and wait. Nothing happens. Suddenly they hear a voice from above saying, "There are no fish under the ice!". So they pull in their lines, walk a bit further down the ice, cut another hole, drop in their lines and wait. Again, nothing happens. Suddenly they hear a voice from above saying, "There are no fish under the ice!". So again they pull in their lines, walk a bit further down the ice, cut a third hole, drop in their lines and wait. Again, nothing happens. And then for a third time they hear a voice saying, "There are no fish under the ice!" Finally, one of them gets up the courage to ask, "God is that you?" The voice replies, "No, this is the rink manager. And I'm telling you, there are no fish under the ice!"