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To: Edwarda who wrote (8421)1/14/1999 10:07:00 PM
From: jttmab  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
 
See if you can read this advance in pharmaceuticals without smiling..

marketwatch.newsalert.com

I wonder if rats talk among themselves about what studies that have been put on at the end of the day....

Best Regards,
Jim



To: Edwarda who wrote (8421)1/14/1999 10:08:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Country Joe McDonald's,

"Fixin' To Die Rag" as sung at Woodstock Festival, the original.

(On the album)

I will put it on your bill.



To: Edwarda who wrote (8421)1/14/1999 10:09:00 PM
From: John Dally  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Cause it's one, two, three, what are we fightin' for?
Four, five, I don't give a damn,
Next stop, it's Viet Nam.

For it's six, seven, eight, open up the pearly gates,

Ain't no time to wonder why,
Whopee, we're all gonna die!

Country Joe and the Fish

(This is as best I can remember from 25 years ago . . .)



To: Edwarda who wrote (8421)1/15/1999 12:00:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Amazon lists 4 CDs by Lehrer. If you don't use Amazon, shame on you. Go to amazon.com, just enter Lehrer as search term (use popular music category) and you'll find them no sweat.



To: Edwarda who wrote (8421)1/15/1999 1:07:00 PM
From: Thomas Scharf  Respond to of 62549
 
This ain't Tom Lehrer's Vatican Rag, but it dates from the
same time period. I don't know if anyone ever recorded it or
even claims authorship.

5 foot 9 (sung to the tune of: "5 foot 2, Eyes of Blue")

5 foot 9, beard like twine
changes water into wine
has anybody seen my lord.
Man-o-man ain't he cool
as he walks across my swimming pool
has anybody seen my lord.

Bridge:
now if you run into a bearded Jew
covered in thorns.
changing stones into bread
raising people from the dead.

He's so sharp he's so fine
born and raised in Palestine
has anybody seen my (stop) the original rabbi
has anybody seen my (stop) you know you love him
has anybody seen my lord