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To: DirkZ who wrote (8462)	1/16/1999 12:07:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62567

More classic one-liners: I'm not really happy; it's a chemical imbalance. Even the smallest job will require ALL your tools. Tact is the unsaid part of what you are thinking. Been there, done that, got the button. I prefer to remain anomalous. A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. I'm not in denial. I'm merely very selective about the reality I accept. Sometimes God thinks he's Bill Gates. Reality is a fictitious concept that I find aesthetically appealing. Pet Peeve: Hookers that backwash. All my friends tell me that peer pressure is cool. 75% of statisticians are 90% confident 52% of the time…. I'm a Zen nudist: I am naked in my own mind. The universe is alive and it knows where you are.

To: DirkZ who wrote (8462)	1/16/1999 12:22:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

But wait! There are more! Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. I think God owes me a great big apology. Take a Bite out of Crime – Shoot the Bastards. I hate all non-native-born Esperanto speakers. With enough caffeine, I could rule the world. Never put off until tomorrow what your slave can do today. Decadence is its own reward. Everybody is a law-abiding citizen until the gun goes off. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. It's always darkest before you step on the cat. When agnostics die, do they go go the Great Perhaps?