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To: jhild who wrote (23079)	1/16/1999 6:12:00 PM
From: JCNelson	Respond to of 43774

Take a break, time for a little humor.. Subject: How cold is it? This is the Unofficial World Wide Activities Thermometer, based on stereotypes and geographical generalizations by temperature. Air Temperatures (all Fahrenheit): 60 DEGREES: Californians put their sweaters on. 50 DEGREES: Miami residents turn on the heat. Hawaiians put on parkas. 45 DEGREES: Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts. 40 DEGREES: You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming. 35 DEGREES: Italian cars don't start. 32 DEGREES: Water freezes. 30 DEGREES: You plan your vacation in Australia. 25 DEGREES: Ohio water freezes. Californians weep pitiably. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming. 20 DEGREES: Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther south. 15 DEGREES: French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you. 10 DEGREES: You need jumper cables to get the car going. 5 DEGREES: American cars don't start. 0 DEGREES: Alaskans put on T-shirts. -10 DEGREES: German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you step outside. -15 DEGREES: You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo . Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist. -20 DEGREES: Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start. -25 DEGREES: Too cold to think; you need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 DEGREES: You plan a two-week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start. -40 DEGREES: Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweater. Your car helps you plan your trip south. -50 DEGREES: Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window. -80 DEGREES: Polar bears move south. Green Bay Packer (and Buffalo Bill) fans order hot cocoa at the game. -90 DEGREES: Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. -100 DEGREES: Hell freezes over. Clinton finally tells all. JCNelson