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To: Daniel Miller who wrote (1166)	1/18/1999 10:32:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

TITANIC VIDEO CLINTON VIDEO ------------- ------------- $9.99 on Internet Same Over 3 hours long Same The Story of Jack and Rose, The Story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and their forbidden love, and a subsequent catastrophy a subsequent catastrophy Their Song: Celine Dion Their Song: Sarah MacLachlan "My Heart Will Go On" "No. 5" Villain: White Star Line Villain: Ken Starr Jack is a starving Artist Bill is a BS artist In one part, Jack enjoys Ditto for Bill. a Good Cigar. During the ordeal, Rose's Ditto for Monica's dress gets ruined. Jack Teaches Rose to Spit Let's NOT go there Rose gets to keep her jewelry Monica forced to return gifts Behind the scenes: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly Bill Clinton's approval popular rating is at 70% Jack meets an icy death Bill goes home to Hillary

To: Daniel Miller who wrote (1166)	1/18/1999 10:33:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Time Catches Up -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?" "No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."

To: Daniel Miller who wrote (1166)	1/18/1999 10:35:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Subject: great quote Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Representative Dick Armey, who when asked if he were in the President's place, would he resign, responded: "If I were in the President's place I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey standing over me saying, 'How do I reload this damned thing?'"

To: Daniel Miller who wrote (1166)	1/18/1999 10:38:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

New Clinton Bumper Stickers (part 1) > ~ One More Whore And We Get Gore > ~ HONK! If you ain't had sex with the President > ~ Kennedy = Camelot Clinton = Lie-a-lot > ~ Clinton: We forgive you . . .Now Resign! > ~ Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency > ~ Adultry is not a family value > ~ Does character matter YET? > ~ America needs a President Not a Predator > ~ Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat > ~ My President Slept with Your Honor Student > ~ Jail to the Chief > ~ Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President > ~ The Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not Responsibility (My favorite) > ~ If his private life doesn't matter, let him date your daughter.