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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (8475)	1/18/1999 9:32:00 AM
From: emidio	Respond to of 62549

Queen Elizabeth was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explained; "I am sorry, Your Highness, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll become swollen. He might even die! "Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware that such a medical problem existed." On the same floor, they soon passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex "Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem - better health plan."