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To: howard a steady who wrote (8511)	1/20/1999 11:55:00 AM
From: Canuck Dave	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Take it to another thread guys. There must be a SB thread by now. CD

To: howard a steady who wrote (8511)	1/20/1999 6:59:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Ole and Sven died and were sent to hell. After a while, the devil came by And Ole and Sven were still wearing their winter gear and seemed comfortable. The devil asked why they weren't hot. Ole replied, "Ve came from Minnesota vhere it's alvays cold. This is feeling pretty gute to us." This upset the devil so he turned the thermostat up. A while later the devil again looked in on Ole and Sven. They were still wearing their winter gear. The devil questioned them on it again. Again Ole told the devil, "You have to remember that ve are from Minnesota and it is very, very cold dare. This is feeling real nice to us." The devil was even more angry this time, so he turned the thermostat all the way to maximum temperature. The devil waited a little while longer and went back to Ole and Sven. This time they had only unzipped their coats, but still had all the winter clothes on. The devil couldn't understand, that had to be unbearable heat. It wasn't working on these guys. He asked them again what the deal was. Again Ole told the devil, "Ve are Minnesotans, and ve just got over a freezing vinter. This is really greatf ror Sven and me." A light flickered in the devil's mind, he went to the thermostat and Turned it as low as possible. He thought if the heat wasn't a punishment, maybe he'd give them some freezing temperatures. A little while later the devil came back and there Ole and Sven were cheering, giving each other high fives, happier than ever. The devil questioned them on their actions, and Sven said happily, "Back home day alvays said, the Vikings vill vin the Super Bowl vhen Hell freezes over!"