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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: cody andre who wrote (19773)	1/22/1999 9:15:00 PM
From: jimpit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 20981

LOL... Cody. I think you've got it! jim

To: cody andre who wrote (19773)	1/22/1999 10:52:00 PM
From: ManyMoose	Respond to of 20981

Don't forget the millions for making law-abiding citizens wait to buy their firearms so that they can't defend themselves against the people who don't fill out the paperwork before raping and killing you. Slick committed yet another lie when he said in the Stain on the Ruined Blue Dress, er "State of the Union Address" that 250,000 felons had been prevented from purchasing a firearm by his Brady Bill. The number is more like 15 or 20. He is not only a liar, he doesn't know what he is talking about.

To: cody andre who wrote (19773)	1/26/1999 1:33:00 PM
From: lorrie coey	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 20981

I can never resist when I hear about this... THE BALLAD OF JOHN AND LORENA BOBBIT (sing to the theme of the Beverly Hillbillies) Come and listen to my story of a man named John, A horny ex-Marine with a little member gone. And it's too bad for John after raping his good wife, She sliced off his pecker with a sharpened kitchen knife. "Penis, that is," "Clean cut, missed his nuts" Well the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car takin' "willie" for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple headed friend, And tossed him out the window as she rounded the bend. "Curve that is" "Tossed the nub, into a shrub..." She went to the cops an confessed to the attack, And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there," To John Waynes' "Henry" that was Bobbin' in the air. "Found, that is" "By a fence, evidence" Now "Peter" and John coundn't stay apart too long, So a Dick Doc said, "Hey, I can fix your severed dong!" A needle and some thread is all you"re gonna need, And the whole world waited 'till they heard that Johnny peed. "Whizzed that is," "Even seam, straight stream" Well, he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court, With a little cockeyed lawyer since his assets came up short. They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape, And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape. "Video that is" "Unexposed, CASE CLOSED"