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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (8552)	1/25/1999 1:55:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

This one is pretty eye-opening. Don't cheat. > >No matter what you think, you have most likely NOT seen >this before. >Please try it, it is one of my personal favorites. > > >________________________________________________________ >You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise >it won't work. > >It's really scary how this works out. > >NO CHEATING!!!! > >First, get a pen and paper. > >Second, write the numbers one through six. > >Next to number one, write any number... > >Next to number two, write the name of anyone to which >you are really attracted... > >Next to three, write down the first color you can think >of... > >Next to number four, write the name of your first >pet.... > >Next to number five and six write down the name of a >family member... > > >Remember...no cheating..... > > > > > > > >Keep scrolling down........ > > > > > > >Don't cheat, or you'll be upset....... > > > > > > >here's the answers.... > > >The number next to number one show how many times you >should be smashed >over the head with a baseball hat for thinking that >stupid e-mails like this actually mean anything.... > > >The person named next to number two is someone who will >never sleep with >you because you're stupid enough to waste your time on >something like this.... > >The color you picked means nothing. It's a friggin' >color for Christ's sake... > >Number four gives you the name of a dead animal.... > >Numbers five and six represent family members who are >embarrassed to be related to you..... > >Pass this on to everyone you know, so they can feel like >a schmuck too > > > > > >_ > >