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To: Barney who wrote (1257)	1/29/1999 8:26:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (8) \| Respond to of 2733

Little Johnny was playing in the street one day when a stranger pulled up in his car. The stranger said "Psssssst! Hey kid!" "Yeah?" And the stranger said, "Kid, I'll give a piece of candy if you come in my car." Little Johnny replied, "Give me the whole damn bag and I'll come in your mouth!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 62 people were stricken with salmonella poisoning after drinking unpasteurized orange juice at Disney World. Disney officials admit the mistake, but downplay the sickness, pointing out that "it's a small hurl after all."