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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Messbauer who wrote (8594)	1/30/1999 12:23:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Goldstein and the Bartender Sam Goldstein walks into a bar, sits down, and says "a shot of vodka, and keep em coming" "Wow," the bartender says. "rough day?" "Yeah, I just found out my son is gay." So, he gets drunk and leaves. A few days later he comes back and repeats the order. "Another bad day?" says the bartender. "Yeah, l just found out my brother's gay." Once again, he gets drunk and leaves. The next day he comes in already drunk, and repeats his usual order. The bartender explodes, yelling "DOESN'T ANYBODY IN YOUR FAMILY LIKE WOMEN!!?" "Yeah" the guy says. "my wife"