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To: Larry Brubaker who wrote (9114)1/31/1999 7:39:00 AM
From: Richard Mazzarella  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 14226
 
Larry, <<change their name to Zeolite>> How about "ZZ Top of the World"? <VBG> Is it time for a new chapter in the Global Joke Book?

Why did Jensen cross the road?
1. He saw investors approaching.
2. He saw shares he could issue himself on the other side.
3. JE and Jack were advancing on his side of the road.
4. He made a management decision to cross and awarded himself stock.
5. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
6. A Special Shareholders meeting was forming on his side of the road.
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Others please continue, the Joke Book could be as big a seller since the T-shirts.

PS, Jack what wine should be serve with jokes? <VBG>