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To: treetopflier who wrote (1287)2/1/1999 1:39:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
Get A Hobby

A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going
to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the
Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss
his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.

" My love," he wrote " we are going to be apart for a very long
time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not
much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we're constantly
surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a
hobby of some kind I would not tempted? "

So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "why don't you learn
to play this?"

Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed
back to his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you
into bed so that we make passionate love!"

"First," said his wife, " let's see you play that harmonica!"