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To: Barney who wrote (1288)2/1/1999 11:20:00 PM
From: Karin  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2733
 
A patrolman stops an elderly couple.......

The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time
there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."

The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."