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To: Solon who wrote (8607)	2/3/1999 11:39:00 AM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

An Irishman gets a job on a construction site and after a couple of days he complains to the foreman. "Me wheelbarrow is making a noise and it is driving me crazy. All day long it goes........eek..........eek.........eek.........eek." The foreman thinks about this and after informing the Irishman that he can't fix the problem refers the Irishman to the engineer. The Irishman tells the engineer about the problem. "Me wheelbarrow is making a noise and it is driving me crazy. All day long it goes........eek..........eek.........eek.........eek." "Ah says the engineer, I can't solve that problem, I will have to send you to the architect." So off goes the Irishman to the architect. "Sir!" says the Irishman. "Me wheelbarrow is making a noise and it is driving me crazy. All day long it goes........eek..........eek.........eek.........eek." The architect ponders the problem and decides to cover his butt and sends the Irishman off to the owner. "Me wheelbarrow is making a noise and it is driving me crazy. All day long it goes........eek..........eek.........eek.........eek." "YOUR'E FIRED!!!" Shouts the owner. When you work for me your wheelbarrow should be going eek! eek! eek! eek!"

To: Solon who wrote (8607)	2/3/1999 12:07:00 PM
From: Bob Bryenton	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found the husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much. "Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?" "Yes, of course," she replied. "Well, I would have been released tonight."