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To: dougb 1 who wrote (8620)2/5/1999 1:28:00 PM
From: hcm1943  Respond to of 62549
 
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
>jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show
>her
>husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she
>decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
>
>The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the
>task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
>smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on
>the
>floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a
>fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She
>replies
>yes.
>
>He asks what she is doing. She replies that she> wanted to prove to him that
>not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
>He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on. She replies
>that
>she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, FOR BEST
>RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
>