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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: DD™ who wrote (19853)2/8/1999 1:26:00 PM
From: lorrie coey  Respond to of 20981
 

Feb 6 1999 7:22PM EST

**** HENCHMAN HYDE-HYENA COMMITS PERJURY *****

HITCHENS BOINKED ASA INNA NOTEL*MOTEL IN HOT SPRINGS SAYS HOUSE AIDE

House aide Sidney Twen Ckirgnig testified during a deposition in the men's lavatory. He was a stalker.

"When it came to talking about his penis personally, I drew a line," said Ckirgnig during his urination.

House manager Lindsey Graham asked: "So, when you talked to you mother and your friends about the incident, are you telling us that you have
these longings, and you're not tempted?
Tell somebody... the president is a victim!
Out of his own mouth Hitchens answered under oath: "Not only am I tempted, I just did it."

But prematurely again, journalist Christopher Hitchens [VANITY FAIR] swore in a affidavit that he was a "stalker" -- and "recounted to other people in the journalistic community the same story" about his "hotshot" with Asa.


Hitchens continued: "During lunch on March 19, 1998, in the presence of myself and Trent Lott, Mr. Graham stated that, he had been a
'stalker' and that the President was 'the victim' of a predatory and unstable sexually demanding "independent counsel". Referring to pornostarr, Jesse Helms used the word 'stalker' several times."

The affidavit has been turned over to Sen. Majority Leader Trent Lott, who has shared it with Minority leader Tom Daschle, according to a broadcast report.

FUX INFOTAINMENT NOTWORK "NEWS" CHANNEL's hotshot reporter Carl Cameron was first to shoot with the Hitchens development:

"FUX INFOTAINMENT NOTWORK "NEWS" has learned from three sources that the senate is in receipt of a sworn affidavit from a Washington Journalist.

Parts of the affidavit have been read to FUX INFOTAINMENT NOTWORK "NEWS"...

Cameron continued: "The affidavit quotes Orrin Hatch. Sources say Hatch was high in the polls, but implied that would change when things began to come out about his insatiable lust."