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Pastimes : Jokes -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karin who wrote (1337)	2/8/1999 7:16:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 2733

This guy walked up to the lady behind the counter and said, "Do you keep stationery?" She said, "Well, right up to the last minute, then my toes curl up and I turn into an animal." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young man bought a new pair of boots of which he was very proud so he decided to go dancing an give them a try. After dancing with one lady for a few minutes he said "I bet you I can guess the color of your panties." "O.K.", she replied, "what color do you think they are?" "Blue", he replied. "How did you know that?" she asked? "I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots", he said. "Here, she said, dance with my sister and tell me what color she has on". After dancing a while the young man started rubbing he toes on his pant cuffs and started to dance again. After a few minutes he ask the new lady, "What color panties do you have on, I can't seem to make them out." To which she replied, "I don't have any panties on." With a sigh of relief the young man said, "Oh good, for a minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots."