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To: The Philosopher who wrote (8659)2/11/1999 12:38:00 PM
From: TigerPaw  Respond to of 62549
 
God was complaining to Saint Peter, "Oy I'm so tired. All these sects to keep up with, Moslems and Jews still misunderstanding what I said. And now I have the millenium celebrations to plan."

So Saint Peter Says "You need a rest, why not go down to earth and relax a bit and let me handle things for awhile".

"Ach no" says God "I did that a couple of milleniums ago, met a nice Jewish girl, fooled around a bit, and they're still talking about it".




To: The Philosopher who wrote (8659)2/11/1999 12:50:00 PM
From: Arnie Doolittle  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 62549
 
SORRY, NO JOKE HERE.

One minor detail: Jesus spoke Aramaic, the form of Hebrew spoken in Palestine during His life. Much of the New Testament, however, was written in Koine, a common form of Greek in that era. Perhaps Jesus also spoke Greek but Jews of His day were conversant in Aramaic, as were the religious teachers and leaders.

Arnie



To: The Philosopher who wrote (8659)2/14/1999 2:43:00 AM
From: Laurens  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Chris:<<Babble Greek>>?
Could you please write down
phonetically how it sounds like?
I like to try this one out on a
argumentative neighbor