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To: Sidney Reilly who wrote (8687)	2/14/1999 3:52:00 PM
From: Jill	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Last night a few of the local gang-bangers decided to get in touch >> >> > with government issues. One of them heard about Clinton's speech. >> > He called one of his homeys to borrow his TV with Ebonics >> translation >> >> > capability. So, Lil Pookie, Half-Dead, and Shorty-Slim called over a >> >> > couple of their freaks, LaCresha, ShaVonda and Na-Na to catch up >> >> > on current events. Keeping in mind the translation comes across the >> >> > bottom of the TV screen, the broadcast went something like this: >> >> > >> >> > Clinton's statement will be first and the ebonic translation will be >> >> > in parenthesis. >> >> > >> >> > Good evening. >> >> > (What's up). >> >> > This afternoon in this room, from this chair, I testified before the >> >> > Office of Independent Counsel and the grand jury. >> >> > (Today at my crib these suckers and playa-haters started grillin' >> > me). >> >> > I answered their questions truthfully, including questions about my >> >> > private life, questions no American citizen would ever want to >> >answer. >> >> > (They started frontin' about my game and asking all kinds of fowl >> >> > sh-t). >> >> > Still, I must take complete responsibility for all my actions, both >> >> > public and private. And that is why I am speaking to you tonight. >> >> > (I'm tired of these haters throwing salt in my game. I'm going to >> > let yall know my Mackin style tonight). >> >> > As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about >> >> > my relationship with Monica Lewinsky. While my answers were legally >> >> > accurate, I did not volunteer information. >> >> > (Awhile back, you nosey motherfu-ers wanted to know if I was hittin' >> >> > hoe-ass Monica's skins. You did not have any video, so if you want >> > to believe a $10 hoe then oh well). >> >> > Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms. Levwinsky that was not >> >> > appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse >> >> > in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely >> >> > and completely responsible. >> >> > (Yeah, I was hittin' that dime dropping Bit-h! She was only sucking >> >> > my jammie though. I was stupid for messing with a young big mouthed >> >> > skank. My bad, but don't hate me because I'm a playa). >> >> > But I told the grand jury today and I say to you now that at no time >> >> > did I ask anyone to lie, to hide or destroy evidence. >> >> > (Outside of that hit I told punk-ass AG (Al Gore) to put on gay-ass >> >> > Star, Monica and her snitching friend, I was chill the whole time). >> >> > I can only tell you I was motivated by many factors. First, by a >> >> > desire to protect myself from the embarrassment of my own conduct. >> >> > (Man look, I heard she was down with what ever. She wasn't all that >> >> > but I planned to pimp her around my boyz in the Senate). >> >> > The independent counsel investigation moved on to my staff and >> >> > friends, then into my private life. And now the investigation itself >> >> > is under investigation. >> >> > (Those haters started sweatin' my homeys and my peeps. I got real >> >> > pissed when they tried to make me look like I'm not real or >> > something. >> >> > As a matter of fact their shady asses are on the take anyway). >> >> > This has gone on too long, cost too much and hurt too many innocent >> >> > people. >> >> > (Tryin' to hit me they wasted alot of Cheddar and pissed off my >> Crew). >> >> > Nothing is more important to me personally. But it is private, and I >> >> > intend to reclaim my family life for my family. It's nobody's >> >> > business but ours. >> >> > (I'm a pimp and playa and I'm going to be one! Get some busness'. >> >> > Hillary is chill because I got more than enough White Water dirt on >> >> > her ass, that will get her sent up before I'm outta here). >> >> > It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying >> >> > into private life and get on with our national life. >> >> > (Quit harassing me because I'm going to Floss regardless. Just in >> >> > case yall forgot until you chumps ax me I'm still the sh-t!) >> >> > Now it is time - in fact, it is past time - to move on. >> >> > (F-k all yall, I don't give a f-k!) >> >> > The gang-bangers finish off their 40s and Cronic and immediately run >> >> > out to start the Clinton reelection campaign! > >