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To: Edwarda who wrote (538)2/14/1999 2:35:00 PM
From: James R. Barrett  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1070
 
>>"Remember The Beatles' "Can't buy me love"?
It's one of the few things in life that are not commodities."<<

Who says you can't "buy love"?

Johnny Carson bought a beautiful nineteen year old girl and he only had to pay $70 million to get rid of his wife who had become a member of the infamous "Chicken Neck Club".

She may not love him but he sure loves diving on her. He also likes showing her off at cocktail parties to his friends and their wives who have blue hair and four chins. The husbands drool in their martinis while their wives dig cracker crumbs out of their wrinkles.

Jim