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To: Chip Anderson who wrote (8689)	2/14/1999 9:40:00 PM
From: Sidney Reilly	Respond to of 62549

A beautiful woman walks into a doctor's office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says, "Do you know what I am doing?" She replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities." He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breast. He says, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer." Finally, he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her. He says, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "YES, getting HERPES. That's why I am here."

To: Chip Anderson who wrote (8689)	2/14/1999 10:54:00 PM
From: jttmab	Respond to of 62549

Chip, Now that the impeachment trial of Bill C. is over. The Republicans have turned their attention to the business of the country.... "Y2K + 2 = HJR14 And now, Washington's response to the Y2K computer problem. As the millennium approaches and fears mount as to what will happen to us on New Year's Day, lawmakers have proposed a simple way to temporarily calm everyone's fears -- move New Year's to January 3. House Joint Resolution 14, sponsored by Reps. John Linder (R-Ga.) and David Dreier (R-Calif.), notes the year 2000 computer problem "may undermine the ability of computers to function correctly, and cause a disruption in business, government, and other important services." The problem is that January 1, 2000, falls on a Saturday, the lawmakers point out, "and hence, in accordance [with federal law], the New Year's Day holiday would, but for this resolution, be observed on Friday, Dec. 31, 1999." So, "in order to provide the public and technology professionals with an additional day, prior to the start of the workweek, to begin repairs on failed computer systems . . . the New Year's Day holiday . . . shall be deemed to occur on Jan. 3, 2000 . . ." What's more, stores will be open one more day for a little last-minute shopping to stockpile water, food, fuel and some extra ammo . . ." . . . . Chip, just in case you thought I made this up... washingtonpost.com There is only one thing I have to say: IMPEACH BILL CLINTON AGAIN, SAVE THE COUNTRY FROM THE REPUBLICANS>>> Best Regards, Jim