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To: Barney who wrote (186)2/20/1999 4:51:00 PM
From: D. Katz  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 246
 
A cousin of mine sent me these complaints about your WARRANTY CARD FOR PURCHASED GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL(TM), with some improvements by me

"While I appreciate your soliciting details to improve my use on my purchased government official (TM), the use of multiple choice questions prevents you from obtaining an accurate data base. For example, there is a box for "President" but none for de facto government officials, such as "First Lady." "

"Further, some of the terms are too broad, e.g., "Congressman" implies that anybody will do; what if I want to purchase the speaker or the minority whip? Surely you will expect me to pay a larger honorarium for those in a better position to assist my country by assisting me."

"You ask about unindicted co-conspirator. Well, why isn't there a box for codefendant? And why is there no box to indicate that I heard about him when he was the author rather than the subject of conspiracy
theories? "

" In short, good customer service requires more than superficial questionnaires; after all, look at what happened to those who invested in the ill-fated "Livingston" model.""