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To: Edwarda who wrote (8696)	2/15/1999 7:03:00 PM
From: Scott Moody	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

According to my brother this is a true story. When he was in College at Steven F. Austin, U.,in Texas and majoring in Forestry he took a siliviculture course (identifing trees) in which there was a lone female. The professor of the course was wont to give a pop quiz quite often. He called the pop quiz a "little quizee". Upon being given the second or third quiz (which according to Ron were quite hard) the female student told the prof "If these are just quizees I sure am going to hate to see your testees"

To: Edwarda who wrote (8696)	2/15/1999 10:44:00 PM
From: Neenny	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Sitting on the Porch A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going." He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free". He pondered that, then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch with his wife. She said "And just where do you think you are going?" He replied "I'm going too". "Why?" She asked. He said "I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year".

To: Edwarda who wrote (8696)	2/16/1999 12:40:00 AM
From: Neenny	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Here is another for you ........think you will find this one funny... Amish Girl An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding int he buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "MY hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "put them between my legs, they'll warm up." The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned Amish mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw. > -----------------