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To: Tony McFadden who wrote (8699)	2/17/1999 12:21:00 AM
From: Buckey	Respond to of 62549

.While in University in Nova Scotia, I had a prof from Egypt with a wicked sense of humor. I do believe that the entire sentence must be some sort of oxymoron. - even a broad statement like a foreign prof with any sense of humour is a stretch. I cannot even expand it to just " prof with a sense of humour" as two of my Master's degree classmates are now profs in Nova Scotia. NOw for A jOKE AS THIS IS WHAT THIS THREAD IS: Steve and his Dad were out for their weekly round when they rolled around the 16th which borders a highway for those righties who slice the ball. Steve's dad, Murray sliced one well out as he has dome many times before and they proceede to finish the hole and the round. upon sipping a frosty ale in the 19th a pair of uniformed officers entered the 19th hole and asked if anyone had put a ball OB on the 16 th hole. Murray immediately fessed up that is was he. The officers explained that he had put out the front windshield of a minvan causing a young mother to crash and injure herslef and two of her chilfren as they veered off into a lamppole. He further explained that it was unintentional and simply a result of his uncontrollable slice. The officers seemed rather uninterested and immediately insisted what he was intending to do about the situation he had caused. Murray calmly stood up put his two hands in front of him like in a golf grip and responded" well, if I can just get my lower hand and wrist over a little bit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>