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To: Denice who wrote (8749)	2/18/1999 11:12:00 PM
From: Cheeky Kid	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 62549

GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED -------------------------------------- 1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy. 2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I'd say "Get well soon"...but I know it's incurable. 3. My tire was thumping....I thought it was flat....when I looked at the tire....I found your cat... Sorry! 4. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends.... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. 5. You totalled your car... and can't remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry