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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: BushPilot who wrote (8757)	2/18/1999 12:07:00 PM
From: emidio	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

This is a repeat but it cracks me up . > ALABAMA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION (with apologies to all our email buddies from the wonderful state of Alabama) > > Last name: ________________ > > First name: (Check appropriate box) > > [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Tommy Lee > > [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Tommy Joe > > [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Tommy Sue > > [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Roscoe Dalton > > [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Fred Dalton > > [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) > > Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure > > Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Occupation: > > [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Ranch Hand > > [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Born Again Farmer > > [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician [_] Roughneck > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Spouse's Name: __________________________ > > 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ > > 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ > > Spell S-P-O-U-S-E > > Relationship with spouse: > > [_] Sister [_] Aunt > > [_] Brother [_] Uncle > > [_] Mother [_] Son > > [_] Father [_] Daughter > > [_] Cousin [_] Pet > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Number of children living in household: ___ > > Number of children living in shed: ___ > > Number of children that are yours: ___ > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Mother's Name: _______________________ > > Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank) > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate > box) > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Vehicles you own and where you keep them: > > ___ Total number of vehicles you own > > ___ Number of vehicles that still crank > > ___ Number of vehicles in front yard > > ___ Number of vehicles in back yard > > ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Firearms you own and where you keep them: > > ____ truck ____ kitchen > > ____ bedroom ____ bathroom > > ____ shed > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Horse's name or pickup model number: _____________ 19__ > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Do you have a gun rack? > > [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: > > [_] The National Enquirer [_] Monster Trucks digest > > [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest > > [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Armed and Ready! > -------------------------------------------------------- > > ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO > > ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis > > ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO > > -------------------------------------------------------- > > How often do you bathe: > > [_] Weekly > > [_] Monthly > > [_] Not Applicable > -------------------------------------------------------- > > How many teeth?___ > > Color of teeth: > > [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow > > [_] Brown [_] Black > > [_] N/A > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: > > [_] Red-Man > -------------------------------------------------------- > > How far is your home from a paved road? > > [_] 1 mile > > [_] 2 miles > > [_] What's a paved road?