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To: P.S.N. who wrote (1509)	2/19/1999 10:47:00 PM
From: The Philosopher	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

Way I heard it was, "that was the Beta version."

To: P.S.N. who wrote (1509)	2/21/1999 12:03:00 AM
From: EddieMacG	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

The Chinese, the American and the Britain died,,,,,,,,, and were at the gates of Heaven..... St Peter said to them that they must first qualify for admittance!! St Peter directed the American to shine the brass ....he instructed the Englishman to clean the road up to the gate, perfectly clean ...and he directed the Chinaman to handle the supplies !!!! He would be back in two weeks to see if they complied .....and THEN only then would they be admitted to heavenly bliss! !!!!! Two weeks later, St Peter returned..... and complimented the American...the brass is perfect, you can see your face reflected perfectly in the brass !!! He looked at the roadway to Heaven's gate and IT was perfectly clean...no dirt... dust at all !!!! then St Peter said "where is the Chinaman?" "I don't know "said both the American and the Englishman....................................... Then St Peter noticed a cloud over in the distance with an unusual coloration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He floated over to this cloud AND LOOKS IN ......And the Chinaman leaps up, out of the cloud, and SHOUTS....SURPLIES !!!!!!!SURPLIES !!!!!!