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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (8780)	2/21/1999 6:22:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Wow! I posted that article on the IMON thread this morning and meant to post it to you. I was distracted and forgot. Glad you saw it.

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (8780)	2/22/1999 12:42:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

"When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes." -- Henry Miller and, on the lighter side.... "Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf." -- American Indian Proverb "Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (8780)	2/22/1999 8:14:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll s__t on it's head."