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To: Kid Rock who wrote (8792)2/24/1999 3:07:00 AM
From: Cheeky Kid  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
JOKE GETTING MARRIED. - BEFORE AND AFTER

Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating

Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month

Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac

Before - Lucy and Ricky
After - Fred and Ethyl

Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football

Before - Don't stop
After - Don't start

Before - Is that all your having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey