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Microcap & Penny Stocks : PanAmerican BanCorp (PABN) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: David Sirk who wrote (26687)	2/23/1999 8:37:00 PM
From: ISOMAN	Respond to of 43774

> These are the Viruses to watch for: > > Ellen Degeneres virus..... > Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC. > > Monica Lewinsky virus...... > Sucks all the memory out of your computer. > > Titanic virus....... > Makes your whole computer go down. > > Disney virus....... > Everything in the computer goes Goofy. > > Mike Tyson virus.... > Quits after one byte. > > Prozac virus....... > Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. > > Lorena Bobbit virus.... > Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. > > Woody Allen > By-passes the motherboard and turns on a daughter card. > > Joey Buttafuoco virus.... > Only attacks minor files. > > Spice Girl virus....... > Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop. > > Ronald Reagan virus..... > Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. > > Dr. Kevorkian virus.. > Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them. > > Oprah Winfrey virus...... > Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to > 300MB > > AT&T virus...... > Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. > > MCI virus..... > Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T > virus. > > Arnold Schwarzenegger virus.... > Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. > > Viagra virus.. > Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive. > > Then there is the Clinton PC. Virus..... > It has a six inch hard drive and no memory. > >