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To: dougb 1 who wrote (8811)	2/25/1999 12:09:00 PM
From: Greg from Edmonton	Respond to of 62549

I would've just simply turned to ol' Jerry and offered to find him a drinking straw.

To: dougb 1 who wrote (8811)	2/25/1999 12:16:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Last week, God, His Faithful Son, the Pope and Moses and His Messenger Gabriel had a very important meeting. They were troubled by the President of the United States' inappropriate behavior. They decided that the only viable course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across to him. The problem they faced was how to word this new commandment so that it equaled the other commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion, they concluded that number 11 should read: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."