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To: John Lacelle who wrote (8823)	2/26/1999 3:22:00 PM
From: pavlov 1	Respond to of 62549

This guy goes to hell and is greeted by the devil who is explaining the weekly schedule. The devil asks the guy if he likes to eat good food and the guy says yes. Devil says" thayts good because on Mondays we put on a smorgesboard of some of the greatest foodsyou have ever had. Lobster,cavier, steaks, what ever you want and all you want. How bout drinkin. You like drinkin? O Ya, Thats great because on Tues. we drink our faces off. Courvoisier, Champagne, German beer, what ever you want and as much as you want.Devil then asks the guy. " Are you homosexual? Guy says no. Devil says .Oh that's to bad. You are'nt going to like Wednesdays.

To: John Lacelle who wrote (8823)	2/27/1999 3:29:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading he periodically paused, reached over to his wife and started fondling her "kitty". He did this only for a very short while, then he would stop and resume reading his book. The wife gradually became aroused with this and thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further. She got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked "Why are you taking your clothes off?" The wife replied "You were playing with my "kitty". I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight" The husband replied "No, not at all; I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."