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To: Chip Anderson who wrote (8828)	2/28/1999 4:39:00 PM
From: duncan moyer	Respond to of 62569

When her husband first noticed his penis was growing larger, and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was she. But, several weeks, and nearly nine inches later, her husband became concerned and the couple went to see a urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple, that although rare, her husband's condition could be rectified thru corrective surgery. "How long will he be on crutches?" she asked anxiously. "Crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well, yes," she said coldly. "You ARE planning to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"