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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (8833)	3/1/1999 10:39:00 PM
From: Gary H	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Subject: Woman and golf. > > A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. > The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball > headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. > Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his > hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to > roll around in evident agony. > > The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. > She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and > I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow." > > "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," > he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still > clasping his hands together at his crotch. > > But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. > She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, > she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. > She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?" > > To which he replied, > "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (8833)	3/2/1999 4:52:00 PM
From: Marty Rubin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

thank you, joe. marty-)