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To: Bob Bryenton who wrote (1633)	3/3/1999 1:30:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

<< Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents' room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad answered, "Playing cards." Little Johnny asked, "Who's your Partner?" The dad answered, "Your mom." A little later, the dad got up and went to the bathroom (naturally). As he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his son, "What are you doing?" Little Johnny answered, "Playing cards." The dad asked, "Really? Who's your partner?" Little Johnny answered... "You don't need a partner if you have a good hand!"

To: Bob Bryenton who wrote (1633)	3/3/1999 1:53:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 2733

My uncle says he ran across a cemetery, near the US-Canada border, which was at the end of a dead end street, complete with the "Dead End" sign.

To: Bob Bryenton who wrote (1633)	3/4/1999 11:25:00 AM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

There's no pot of gold ----------------------------------------------------------------------- This guy is sitting at a bar having a few beers and suddenly gets this feeling that he has to go make an urgent call to the bathroom. So he goes into the bathroom and sees this really short guy taking a piss. He takes the stall next to this short guy, and while taking a piss the guy happens to look over at the little guy and by accident sees his dick. He just can't help saying to the guy "man that is a big dick! I wish that I had a dick that big!" "Well" says the little guy," I'm leprechaun and I can grant you one wish, and all you have to do is suck on me wang!" In horror of the thought the man exclaims, "I don't think so you little faggot, even for a dick that size!" "Fine then" says the leprechaun. But after a minute of thinking the man says "Alright I'll do it." So the man starts to suck the leprechaun's dick and when he is finished he says "I can't believe that I am going to have a dick that big!" And the little guy says, "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- PSN