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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (8852)	3/4/1999 12:00:00 PM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

The Top 13 Revelations in Barbara Walters' Interview with Monica Lewinsky: 13> She just did it all to meet Roger Clinton. 12> "Bill CLINTON?!? All this time, I thought they were saying Bill CLIFTON, this guy I met at Starbucks! Hey, everybody, never mind, okay?" 11> Deal with Ken Starr included private "oral deposition" and "lapdance for immunity." 10> Monica admits the President's DNA was on that blue dress, but she swears the stain was already there when she borrowed the dress from Mr. Stephanopoulos. 9> The President was really sorry there wasn't more room under his desk for snuggling. 8> While in the throes of passion, Bill promised Monica Delaware and Rhode Island. 7> The most powerful man on the planet is deathly afraid of teeth. 6> She never actually wore a thong; her size 14 ass just made it look that way. 5> It's damn near impossible to say "fellatio" without an "L" sound. 4> There's a 200-year-old collection of Presidential chewing gum under the Oval Office desk. 3> Pet name for the Presidential appendage: "Little Rock" 2> Things really got confusing when the president suggested she "Take a trip to Mount Vernon." and the Number 1 Revelation in Barbara Walters' Interview with Monica Lewinsky... 1> She's a vapid, brainless dullard desperate for any pitiful shred of media exposure. And we learn some things about Monica as well.