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To: SE who wrote (17542)	3/4/1999 10:11:00 AM
From: Nemer	Respond to of 44573

OffTopic just got this in an email from my insurance agent .... can't quit laughing .... > > WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline) > >Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went >to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people >noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with >her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. > >One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned >and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now >open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and >Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had >been holding her brains in for over an hour. > >The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the >doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. >When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread >dough on the back of her head. > >A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud >noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the >back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she >felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, >but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour >until someone noticed and came to her aid. > >And, yes, Linda is a blonde. Vickie (my agent) knows both of my daughters are blonde and wanted me to forward it ....... gggg I think it's funny, even tho it can't be true ...... BTW -- Scott, I noticed that CPP Ltd has edited the post and additional funds are desired .... best find that horseydoggy pard of yours -- muy pronto