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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (8855)	3/4/1999 10:36:00 PM
From: jurka	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Yet another genie in a bottle joke. So the guy's walking along the beach and kicks the bottle and POOF!, out pops the genie and grants the chap 3 wishes BUT with the proviso that whatever he wishes his ex-wife will get double his request. "Give me the best sports car ever made!" And so it was done except old wifey now tools around twice better than him. "Give me the nicest house on earth to live in!" And so it was done except now the old lady has one twice better in all respects. Finding this intolerable he finally makes this request: "Genie, I want you to beat me up half dead." Cheers