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To: SE who wrote (17690)3/5/1999 8:46:00 AM
From: Nemer  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 44573
 
Margin Request

TO
trading partnership of HorseyDog Cheesehead, Ltd.

FROM
CheetumPushemPullem
online brokerage "to the world"

CONCERNING
incorrect amount of funds USA submitted per original margin call

Gentlemen :

There has been grave error in your trading account.

Yesterday two demands for additional funds USA to be sent wire transfer were relayed to you.

Late last night, via a Domino's pizza delivery person, we received at our office an envelope containing $200k Monopoly Money.

This WILL NOT DO

Please remit proper funds USA BEFORE market open today or you will be sold out, your account will be restricted from trading, and we will confiscate (if necessary) all horses dogs and cheeses in your possession.
AND
don't try to hide any assets,
for we have on retainer
the collection firm of
Blue Celt Warrior
Saggitarius Division
Joisey Branch
and
they are not gentle when it comes to deadbeat traders

Fellas ---the ball is in your court

The note which you enclosed in the used pizza box that there was "a report of GREAT SIGNIFICANCE" which would cause the market to fall, turning your loosing position into one of massive profit will simply not cut the mustard ....

and

upon further review of the market situation
GLOBEX reports show a UP situation in the mid teens area

this will necessitate

ADDITIONAL MONEYS (USA funds only)
in the amount of
$200k more

Thank you for your prompt attention to this trivial matter