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To: jbIII who wrote (8903)	3/9/1999 10:20:00 PM
From: Jim O'Connell	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Definition of Politics SON: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question? Dad: "Sure son, what's the question?" Son: "What is politics?" Dad "Well, lets take our home for example. I am the wage earner,so lets call me MANAGMENT. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the GOVERNMENT. WE take care of you and your needs, so lets call you the PEOPLE. We'll call the maid the WORKING CLASS and your baby brother is the FUTURE. Do you understand? That night the boy was awakened by his baby brother's crying; the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby has seriously soiled his diaper, the son went to his parents room and found his mother asleep. He went to the maids room, where peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in with the maid. The boys knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid so the boy went back to sleep. The next morning! SON: "Dad, now I think I understand Politics." Dad: That's great son , explain it in your own words." Son: "Well , Dad while MANAGMENT is screwing the WORKING CLASS the GOVERNMENT is sound asleep. The PEOPLE are being completely ignored and the FUTURE is full of shit."