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To: John Messbauer who wrote (8925)	3/11/1999 9:54:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Respond to of 62567

Of a similar nature... Middle-aged fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what it is, but I don't enjoy sex anymore and to be perfectly frank about it, I am incapable of sustaining an erection." Doc, thinks for a minute and responds, "Have you changed anything in your life lately that could account for this?" Fellow says, "No, not really Doc, just that I retired a few months ago and have no focus of a job any longer." Doc pauses and says, "What about exercise, are you getting enough of it, perhaps you are depressed from lack of focus AND exercise. I tell you what I want you to do. I want you to walk EVERY day, five miles and call me in about a week and we will discuss the situation as it stands then." Fellow agrees and dutifully walks the five miles a day and after a week calls the doctor and they have the following conversation: Middle-aged fellow: "Hello, Doc, this is _________, I have dutifully kept to our agreement that I exercise EVERY day by walking five miles." Doctor: Thats swell, do you feel any better and how is the sex with wife going?" Middle-aged fellow: "I feel great, but as far as sex with my wife is concerned, how the hell I am I supposed to know, I'm 35 miles from home!"